Sep 29, 2007

Some funny quotes

** There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

** Prospective Husband: Do you have a book called,"Man,The Master of Women"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side ,sir.

** Man received telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Do not take chances ;;;;Burn the body and bury the ash.

** Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

** It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

** A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

** If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

** Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...

** Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!

** Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

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