One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
(And they say blondes are dumb...)
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A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you.."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack said as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an
intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man ; Love to forgive him; And Patience for
his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean
when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your
husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
1 comment:
I am planning a protest march against your jokes.
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