Mar 29, 2012

Diagnosing car troubles

A software engineer, a hardware engineer and a department manager were on their way to a meeting, driving down a steep mountain road. Suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the guard rails until it miraculously halted along the mountainside.

The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?

"I know," said the department manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."

"No, no," said the hardware engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it and we can be on our way."

"Well," said the software engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

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