No offence meant :)

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems……
The Indian said to the American,

· 'We have problem in India we can’t marry the one whom we love,
· You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.'
· We call this arranged marriage.
· I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly
· and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, talking about love marriages...
In America We can marry the one whom we love ……
· 'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
· After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her,
· so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
· Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
· More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
· Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
· Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson.
· Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.'

The Indian fainted........!!!